kunosoura:

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

brotogenic:

princeowl:

spooky-spiderwebs:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

WHAT THE HEC IS THAT I SWE TO FIBLAY IF THIS US AMITHER FANTACLAY CANDE WHEL MIPPLING A

heple

HOL DOKE YOU GINSA LILIP WIPLI TETRU

who’s gilli goshe oppler to film ass chili piss city and telma thelma brill wanks chocolay oranage eximpt evelemere 

am I having a stroke

xrd:

xrd:

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

aromancy:

etaka:

samwisefamgee:

nerdreamer:

theshehulkproject:

ALT

ALT

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

raytoroinmybackpack:

kaijuno:

mitzo:

kaijuno:

The funniest thing about my psychotic episode was that I couldn’t recognize my own reflection and whenever I was in the bathroom there was always SOMEONE ELSE (me) ALREADY IN THERE and my reaction was always like “hey uh… what’s the deal with this guy??” Yknow like who’s that bozo

EXACTLY

dancedance-resolution:

funnytwittertweets:

via

chongoblog:

fenris-returns:

bloodied-wolf:

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

oneheadtoanother:

sovietnam:

kousera:

tanadrin:

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

socialist-microwave-laser:

fun fact: western shirts’ buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other’s clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment

silver-tongues-blog:

mwagneto:

dragelton:

mwagneto:

losing my MIND

that-twink-over-there:

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

white shrek

How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero’, is beyond me

cahootings:

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time